Buddy Bag /
Butt Cheeks /
Ghost /
Magical Unicorn Shirt /
Frogger /
When a SEPTA train pulls into the station people try to line up where they think the train will stop. I walk with the train as it slows down. I walk until I sync up with the door, and then stop next to the door when the train stops. I enter the car first and claim the best seat available.
I credit video games games with the development of this system.
Word Crimes /
St. Thomas of Villanova /
I walked past this sculpture with my students the other day. I told them it depicted St. Thomas purchasing a small child from a poor woman.
I am a disreputable tour guide.